May 2013
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
suprassnapbacksandtanks:
pluto-was-real:
monilip:
samandriel:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either
I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life
I swear everyone on this site is high.
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
australiansanta:
instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
